The dirty Benidict

The act of dropping a hot steaming deuce into the parish church’s tabernacle just before Sunday mass and when it is time for the holy sacrament the priest opens the tabernacle only to be confronted by your steaming hot stool

The dirty benidict

“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “

Screaming pepper

Taking copious amounts of heroin and being a menace to society then Biting your sons ear off
Whilst on Facebook live

Screaming pepper
Pepper was mad so he bit his son’s ear like a true junkie bastard I

Screaming foreman

The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .

“I sure do a screaming foreman to set myself up right for the day” exclaimed Irwin

Screaming foreman

The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .

“I sure do a screaming foreman to set myself up right for the day” exclaimed Irwin

Brewing bovril

Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth

Oh blast my parents walked in on my and my stepsister brewing bovril

Pushing dingle

Absolutely slamming your one eyed yogurt slinger into the growler off your friends mom at a sleepover .

Pushing dingle While we slept are friend jack pushed dingle on our friends mom till it burned

Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much

“My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo