Midway

A magical orifice located in the midsection of the human body. It resembles a balloon knot or devil's onion ring.

The smoke that comes out of the midway smells like vine-ripened tomatoes, and you have to wear a cup over it because people try to put their fingers in it while you're playing sports.

Its speed is 180psi, and yours makes ssdfhshshhsshshshshshshsssshhhhhh sound, only without a d. You can use a turkey thermometer and baster to find the psi of your midway.

Having sex in the midway is acceptable, though some cops will arrest you for doing it.

Do you have to shave your midway? Kevin Olli does.

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