Weemy

That feeling you get when you watch a Keanu Reeves movie and want to die because you thought you liked The Matrix but now you can't help but think about ending all this suffering that is life.

I was watching "Speed" and as Keanu Reeves tried to sound like a cool police officer, I felt really weemy.

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Pibbologist

a studier of Pibbism, also known as drinkers of Pibb.
The mastery of Pibbism requires one to travel to the nearest Chipotle to acquire the sanctified beverage.

When I grow up my son said he wanted to be a Pibbologist. I could not have been prouder...

Pibb

The drink of gods, only drank by those who believe in Pibbism, and enjoy the meatiest, and quenchiest of beverages.

Pibbists (those of Pibbism) are the superior human race.

One of the Eight Wonders of the World.
Denying the drinkage of Pibb is one of the Eight Deadly Sins.

Pibbologists have yet to discover all the miracles that Pibb grants.

"I was at Chipotle, and when I saw the Pibb Xtra dispenser, my life was complete. The Pibb went great with my none pizza with left beef.

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