Curtys

The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.

Oh. You meant Curtis is coming. Ugh. I thought you meant Curtys. Whatever I'll just stay home