Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

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I take debit

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

Nengland

Short for New England. Kind of like how New Orleans is sometimes pronounced as one word.

Trish: Who are the Jets playing this weekend?
Tony: They’re playing Nengland

Herbert

Herbert is a dealer at the Blue Herron Casino in Ontario, Canada. He is a cold blooded killer who does not care about your dwindling chip count.

Tony: Shit, that’s 4 straight hands with no flush.
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.

Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)

Bog(Ho)tas

Slutty girls from Bogota, New Jersey

Haley, Emma, and Catherin are Bog(ho)tas

Pulling a Tanis

Putting your business card around town everywhere and also putting signs on people's lawns who you do not work for.

There's Marty putting his signs everywhere again, pulling a tanis as usual

G.I. Hoe

A woman in the military who sleeps around to rise up military rank.

Soldier 1: Did you see Stacy has been promoted to corporal

Soldier 2: What? She was buck private last week
Soldier 1: yeah she's a real G.I. Hoe If you know what I mean.