"Sometimes i get so scared that someone will trick me into saying the wrong things"
"Man you got Arachibutyrophobia"
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Wet Ass Sad Pussy describes a person who is depressed yet horny.
Damn this party has a lot of wasp.
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Sonja is the most attractive, lovely, charming, appealing, bewitching, heavenly, irresistible, foxy, graceful, stunning, humble, and ravishing woman to ever exist. She is an immortal goddess who is praised by all who meet her. Her beauty is blinding and her soul is filled with purity. Some would say that she is a narcissist, and that may be true, but at least she is aware of it. Can't blame her either, she has every right to be ;)))
"If we want our kid to grow up to be smart and beautiful, we have to name them Sonja."
or
"Did you see that one girl give that poor man twenty dollars? She is the most generous person I have ever met."
"Yeah, that's Sonja. She is everything I ever wanted to be."
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