date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

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pubic fruit

General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.

Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.

or

Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.

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