Fart Dominance

When you fart louder than someone else or simply have the power and unspoken confidence to let one rip, loudly and proudly. Therefore, establishing dominance above all else in the room, who are too embarrassed to embrace the holy cloud of stank.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I did the hugest fart and established fart dominance over my cousins while they were over.
Guy 2: WTF

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Aussie

Originating from Australia. Aussies can swear, say g'day m8, ride motorcycles regardless of age and call their dog Rover even if it isn't called that

"G'day, mate! Lovely day to throw some shrimp on the barbie, eh?"
"Why do you speak like that?"
"'Cause I'm Aussie, ya fuckin' cunt!"