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New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.

I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021


Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too

Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021


Goatperson

A swag master who gets all the ladies and men

Wow you look like a Goatperson today.

by Not goatpersonv2 January 29, 2021