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Known as the Garden State, this small area has 15 Congressional seats. The state of New Jersey has constantly been pushed around by its much larger neighbors of Pennsylvania and New York since the pre-Revolution days. Although some of the greatest battles of the Revolution such as Trenton and Princeton happened here, the state has not had mush positive press. Today, the state is New York City's dirty backyard full of industrial processing at one end, a seedy extension of Philadelphia in the south, and the Pine Barrens in another part of the state. It is home to the Sopranos though. Trapped by unfortunate circumatance, New Jersey hobbles on today.
The Joisy Devils are gonna take the cup!
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Trippy horror movie that teaches kids not to watch strange videos with small children, kill kids, or make possessed, evil bitches sleep with horses. The special effects also rock... the movie was based off of a popular Japanese movie that was even better. For a taste of the true gore in the movie, rent ti. see also hella died.
Do not fear for you will soon see the ring.
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A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.
After leaving the motherland, I had my own bout with Asian Fever when I returned to the states, but I got over it.
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1. Being able to see the follds of a vulva inside a tight pair of pants on a woman.
2. An EXTREAMELY loose pussy.
Either we didnt have enough stools at the bar, or Suzy has the biggest camel toe ive ever seen!
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Hindu religious text that shows sexual positions in some parts and gives other helpful tips such as smearing a man's penis in buffalo butter will keep him at attention for weeks among others...
Arkadi threw out his back after attempting kamasuta positions with Svetlana.
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1.Long, broad region of United States that goes from Maine in the north to Florida in the south. When most people think of the east coast, they think of the area between Boston and DC. This is one of the most industrialized regions of the US besides the rust belt streaching from Pittsburgh to Chicago via Ohio and Indiana. The region contains some of the most prestigious universities in America as well as a lot of history, but is controlled mainly by socialists and is not fun to walk outside in the summer in this region due to the heat and smog.
The one thing the east coast has going for it is it is the east coast--- consequently, it is also its main down point.
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A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
Chinese food is from heaven!
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