Dance Dance Revolution

Komani developed game that tests coordination by stepping on arrows on a corresponding pad. The game has some good songs, but is evil because it has the power to possess people to do things they would not usually do. The game may also be phase one in some kind of subliminal Japanese takeover of the world.

You have won DDR, and also the curse that comes with it.

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M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

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murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

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Great Britain

Home of Royal Family, London, and very resillient people, once controlling 1/4 of the world, today this nation of 60,000,000 is a textbook example of the inherent flaws of a socialist governing system including corrupt MPs, crumbling healthcare, and BBC. Good soccer.

So, that MP bought a new Vauxhall with my tax money...shit...

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friends with benefits

1. Friends by day, sex partners by night.

Wow, John and Jane are more than friends, they are friends with benifits

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Altoids

"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"

Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...

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DG

Dead girl. They are often found roaming the streets of the inner cities or anywhere for that matter in their rigor-mortis like stance. They often congregate together. In a more advanced state than POGS-passed out girls

Dude, Natalya, check out alla those DG's!

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