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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
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A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
Chinese food is from heaven!
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1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
1.self explanatory
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1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy
1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!
2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!
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Home of Royal Family, London, and very resillient people, once controlling 1/4 of the world, today this nation of 60,000,000 is a textbook example of the inherent flaws of a socialist governing system including corrupt MPs, crumbling healthcare, and BBC. Good soccer.
So, that MP bought a new Vauxhall with my tax money...shit...
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1. Friends by day, sex partners by night.
Wow, John and Jane are more than friends, they are friends with benifits
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Dead girl. They are often found roaming the streets of the inner cities or anywhere for that matter in their rigor-mortis like stance. They often congregate together. In a more advanced state than POGS-passed out girls
Dude, Natalya, check out alla those DG's!
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