nutdle

A Nutdle is the act of having a cuddle and nutting all over her/him

Dude, why did you have to turn that nice cuddle into a nutdle now I will be late for work cause I need to shower

It isn't a nutdle if you grope me in the middle of the night amd blow on my back while I am asleep. That is surprise sex.

Both parties need to be involved for it to be a Nutdle

A Cam

The Cam is a phrase used to label a person, typically male, that is a joke to society. Much the same as a "Karen" The Cam will whinge and complain and feel the world evolves around them.

Typical things A Cam will do include, but aren't limited to:
1. Will hold you hostage in your own place of residence
2. Whinge for months about being dumped.
3. Will make everything in the past that involved the 2 of you be about the The Cam and how he was helping you
4. Be an anti vaxer

Unlike a Dan were all Dan's are the man it does not work for Cam's

Damn dude. Stop having A Cam and man up

Seriously brother. Get your head out of your arse. You are being A Cam

Grow up. She broke up with you 4 months a go. You dated on and off for 3 years. You need to stop being A Cam and get on with life

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