Dug meat

Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell

Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down

Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"

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adam burnside

A large specimen of a human being can often be found on grindr and under your bed

Adam always carries his trusty vape

Guy 1

"Hey look at that large human being blowing fat clouds on his vape what is his name"
Guy2

" oh thats just adam burnside avoid eye contact he will turn you into stone "

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