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couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019


1492

....Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Stupid little shit: what happened in 1492?
Remotely smart person: Are you in school?

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

10👍 6👎