Lucy

Lucy is made of cheese. Yes. Cheese. For that reason, all Lucys originate from the moon, which too, is made of cheese. She is cheese because of how goopy she makes everything, which is icky yet would make a good sandwich. The L in BLT stands for Lucy. So beware, hide your face when a Lucy draws near, as there is a pungent smell of fermented milk, the footsteps of a monster thump, and the slop of cheese trails behind the path of the animated, impossible, slice of cheese. Beware. Be warned. Be gone when the Lucy arrives.

Dairy Queen only hires workers named Lucy

Lakshya

Certainly, Lakshya is the most pitiful person you will ever see. Because he sleeps on the streets, rather, more specifically, under it. Because he begs with 5 hands, all to grasp a fraction of a penny. Because where he roams is where there is no people. Some see him and run away. But, if you are brave and see a Lakshya, give them a pat on the back, as it is extremely difficult to escape him. It is with great heart and great bravery that one witnesses the Lakshya with a stoic face. Don't turn your back to Lakshya.

Someone please help Lakshya because I can't

Vir

The one and only man who is brave enough to put milk before the bowl. Vir is a conqueror of many lands, people, and talents. Few are very impressive and many are dull and uninteresting. He may still be alive, lurking in the shadows, flexing on rats, and running a circus of 1. Many backstories include being raised by a family, raised by lions, and Captain America-style stuff. Little is known about a current Vir. The scientific community has deduced that he could either be the next fascist leader or the next Jeff Bezos.

Vir tried to eat his cereal only to find out that he was using a plate. As he broke the plate, Vir realized that breaking a plate was very unimpressive.

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