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An "ertzui" is a German man or woman or person who is very nationalistic about their technology.
They will boast about it and german efficiency whenever they can, and nothing can stop them from doing so, even however much you try. Even if you do stop them, they'll continue the next day.
The term comes from the German keyboard QWERTZ, where the keyboard has "y" and "z" switched, unlike the English QWERTY counterpart.
This means it only applies to people German speaking countries in Central Europe.
Sarah, a natural ertzui, was very emotionally damaged when her best friend insulted the Germans and their technology.
A lukko is a transgender man or woman or person whose cause of death is from an electrical refrigerator.
It doesn't matter if the transgender person had already transitioned, is on their transition, or in the closet. If they identify as a transgender person, then they qualify for the definition of a lukko.
The type of fridge, the size of the fridge, the brand of the fridge, the temperature of the fridge... doesn't matter. Same for the cause of death.
May we mourn for our lukko, Violet Tzui. She died at the age of 31 when a fridge suddenly fell over her trying to clean it, crushing her to death. She was only halfway into her transition.
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A najdork is a beginner learning stuff too hard for their current level.
(This term is most useful in chess, because of its name origins, although it is entirely possible to use it outside it, as long as you are understood.)
To paraphrase, a najdork is a beginner, or intermediate player who is actively learning advanced complicated techniques, meant for advanced and masters, which completely unnecessary and useless at their level, when there exists easier knowledge elsewhere.
A najdork is derived from a combination between the famously difficult variation to understand from the Sicilian Defense, the "Najdorf", and the word "dork".
Please do not use this word to insult or berate others. Usage of this word is only meant to point out people such as these, and encourage them to pick an easier and better path for them.
Vincent: "I play the Ruy Lopez, because Magnus Carlsen does!"
Max: "Bro, you don't even know what zwischenzug means, who are you to learn such a complicated opening?"
Vincent: "Yeah, but..."
Max: "Please, don't be a najdork. Learn the Scotch."