whoaching

a portmanteau of whore + poaching. When a guy takes a well known slut off of his friend's FB list and proceeds to have sex with her as well.

Man, that dude totally was totally whoaching by doing the same girl i banged last week!

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

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