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A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.
Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
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An ill-defined group in American politics who are the constant target of Republicans and Democrats, though their definitions differ. In reality, "The elite" is just a group that's smarter than you and better fit to govern.
John: I voted for Trump because I'm sick of The Establishment bro! Down with The elite!
Jake: Better "The elite" than you, you fuck face.
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Republican from Alabama who fucks children but campaigns on a family values platform. He's said to have produced Glenn Beck when he fucked William Barr back in the 80s. Also slang for any STD that you think is gone, but then suddenly is back.
Joe, stop thumping the bible; I know that you slept with your niece last night. You're such a fucking Roy Moore!
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I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
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America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.
Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
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A character in the Handmaid's Tale that somehow got out of my TV and is now in the Trump administration.
I'm feeling like sending those women back to the kitchen! I guess I'm a bit of a William Barr.
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A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.
Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
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