Ukrainian peek-a-boo

Classic scam mastered by Frank Gallagher from Shameless. Involves jumping out in front of a moving car as your partner distracts them, then shaking them down for cash. Also the slang term for the surprise Trump got when several respected diplomats jumped out and testified against him regarding his extortion campaign in Ukraine.

Definition 1:

Frank: Bro, I'm short on cash. Let's do a Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
Frank's creepy friend: Nah, man, people don't carry cash anymore; it's not worth it.

Definition 2:

Rob: Dude, did you see what happened with Trump!?
Tom: Yeah man, he got a serious Ukrainian peek-a-boo!

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Socialism

Anything old conservatives claim to hate at this particular moment, from gay sex to clean air, and even literacy.

Schools indoctrinate kids with Socialism! They teach them how to read!

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Stormy Daniels

A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.

Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.

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deep state

Sounds ominous, but it's just a dirty word to describe the professionals who have stopped Trump from destroying the word.

I am so thankful for this "deep state" that's kept Trump from becoming Supreme Leader and setting off nukes in Europe.

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