Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

Jubby

The almighty god in jubbism, a little known cul… I mean religion brought about from the play Lizzie Borden of Fall River. Also known as jooby booby, ol’dilfy, Jubby bear, jubbalicious, and simply “Jubby”

All hail the mighty Jubby!haver of mullets and stifler of dreams!