Rochester, Massachusetts

A small town in southeastern Massachusetts. Commonly known as the cow town whose inhabitants are looked down upon by other members of the tri-town (Marion, Mattapoisett, and Rochester). It is a small quiet town, that has no highway or gas station. We do have two overpriced grocery stores (if you would call them that) as well as many liquor stores. The town is a hick town full of fishermen and hunters. There are just as many Confederate flags as American flags (ironic being in Mass. right?), during the summer most people leave the town or go fishing to have fun. There is a skate park where the pot heads hang out, as well as a small very nice library. The local high school is full of jocks and tools while, RMS (the local elementary school) is one of the best schools in the state (the high school ranks very high as well). Recently there has been a mass influx of people moving into the town from local cities like New Beige. Most of the townies hate the new comers while most people in the town hate the townies. Plumb corner is kinda of a shopping center but not really. Lloyd's is nice but very over priced. Lastly, the local bar is the Ponderosa where all the townies hang out and get drunk. Our small town is very nice but if you are a liberal I suggest you do not live in this town.

Non-Rochestrian: Hey what town are you from?

Rochestrian: Rochester, Massachusetts

Non-Rochestrian: Ha! You don't even have a beach!!

Rochestrian: Yeah we do..... Mary's Pond!!

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