boy

When your mad at your Man because he screwed up and you need to find a way to get your point across that your upset over the stupid thing he did, but your not ready for that stage of mad that you know calling him a straight up Jackass would take you both too. Because in that stage of mad, it's always somehow your fault one way or another for that thing your man did to piss you off to begin with. Because your significant other is a surly prick who thinks it's 1950 (before he was born of course) and how dare a woman straight up call bullshit on her man for his stupid behavior. Keeping the male species less than average IQ in mind, women have to be creative with their manchild because he only has two levels, either he is in a good mood or he is pissed off and if in the later mood you are ALWAYS the reason why. All you wanted was him to please stop checking out the back end of other women when your present or put his cloths in the hamper.

Boy your lucky your so damn fine.. otherwise I may kick that fine behind you got Boy for leaving me this mess again,..

He hears 'Boy' and thinks your in a frisky mood so he immediately starts picking stuff up.. Your Manchild is doing what you wanted him to do to start with and doesn't even realize he just got played by you...for basically calling him the child he is!