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A very rare predator
Instructions for Your George:
1) Love your George, they are very loyal and affectionate creatures...except when given sugar, then they can become slightly agressive. Be wary of this. And its probably best to buy a large cage just in case.
2) Give them a lot of care and attention, otherwise they could turn against you, and possibly eat you.
3) Ensure to let them out at least 5 times a day...they tend to urinate frequently.
Available at Argos, ASDA, Debenhams and other selected stores today!
Greg: Hey man, I bought an George yesterday! How's yours?
Craig: Dead. I forgot to water it.
Greg: Dead?
Craig: Dead.
...*casually walk away
Wow what a nice looking George. Is it a rare breed.
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an anxious, plane-loving evil geinus staring in the show villainous, described as a "guy in a white lab coat who wears a paper bag."
Dey man have you heard of the show villainous? my favorite character is Dr. Flug.
Dude I cant believe people are writing inaccurate depictions of Dr. Flug on this website.
I hate it when people water down characters to be soft and cutesy, like how people did with Dr. Flug.
Dude don't look that up, people make gross images of Dr. Flug.
Everyone who sees you falls in love.
"Jessica has a that Purple Touch."
"what? she isn't that popular."
"I don't know, dude. half the people I know have the hots for her."
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