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The side of things that no one can see; that which is not readily visible.
the dark side of the moon, the core of the Earth, inside your own rectum without a mirror, etc.
"Wow dude did you see goatse.cx?
I can't do it because its nupital."
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Douche bags that look for companies in financial crisis and then prey on them in order to suck any remaining assets or cash they may be able to profit from. They advertise in the national newspapers, on the radio and on TV.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.
oh shit i've been chased by an ambulance.
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the Motion Picture Association of America -- a bunch of greedy dolts who think they can shame you into not downloading movies by showing a bunch of sad people complain about not having as much money as they used to because the evil perpetrators took it all when they shared their recorded copy of The Karate Kid II for all the other perpetrators to enjoy.
DISABLE FILE SHARING ON KAZAA YOU BLARGHS!
uh-uh-uh รยฎ
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Used as a replacement for a much more offensive euphamism.
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To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.
I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.
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A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.
me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!
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n. A word or form that occurs only once in the recorded body of a given language.
schwonk: an uneducated phrase or comment.
UD goons might want to put that one in the archive.....
รยฉuh-uh-uh