nap attack

1. To have an overwhelming urge to take an nap immediately, without warning.

Dude 1: "Dude, after my girl and I did the nasty and she had my corn dog, I had a nap attack."
Dude 2: "Nice. After I got back from my hot dog eating competition, I busted out a nap attack myself!"
Dude 3: "Right on, bro!"

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schmoo

When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.

The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!

The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"

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