Columbo's Mac

Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.

Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.

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kung fu fighter

Cockney rhyming slang for an “all nighter” i.e when you do not go to bed because you are either; out drinking, taking illegal substances, or staying awake to complete some work.

I’ve gotta get this work in for tomorrow, I’m gonna have to pull a Kung Foo Fighter.

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linen sherbert

Post-coital (sex, fuck) residue (cum, spunk, gizzum,muck) left on bed sheets.

You had better not let your mum wash those sheets, they are covered in linen sherbert.

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Spurs Kit

Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.

There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.

Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.

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