Lurp

(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.

Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"

Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"

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