Flappy

This is a term that your siblings use to bully you. It describes someone who is fat and flabby whose man boobs flap together when they run... hence the term flappy. It has the potential to cause resentment and damage your childhood. But it’s okay because one day, when you and your siblings grow up, you will be better looking, more successful, and happier than them!

Sibling: Flappy, do you know who the milkman is?
You: No, who is he?
Sibling: Your father!

Yams

This is a name for that girl that only comes along once in a lifetime. This is that girl that you’ve never even noticed or thought about, but she has a huge crush on you. The relationship starts at a distance, and she may even annoy you. But as time goes on, you find out she’s not that bad. She’s actually kind of cute and funny. And then bam! You’re in love! You never saw it coming, but it was meant to be! She is your sole mate! She is also a guy.

I hated Yams at first, but now I can’t live without her!