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Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers arenât looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape wonât hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: Iâll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, itâs Staple Tape!
A one-piece article of clothing which is tight and covers the crotch and buttocks. It is black and has the silhouette of a tie or bow tie on the front. It is acceptable as either formal wear or swim wear.
Girl at formal ball: I love a man in a Tuxspeedo, wanna go swimming later?
Stud in Tuxspeedo: Sure thing, with my Tuxspeedo Iâm always ready for a dip in the pool.