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Buzz lightyear

When you attach a vibrator to a jet turbine, your girl uses the vibrator and fucking leaves the atmosphere. This is often done as a prank.

Liana: that’s weird why is there a Boeing 787 jet turbine attached to my vibrator? It’s probably nothing. Either way I’m horny so imma use it
Liana: MY HOUSE FUCKING EXPLODED AND MY VAGINA IS BURNT TO A CRISP WHAT DID YOU DO ADAM
Adam: chill out it’s just a prank bro I pulled a buzz lightyear on you

by Novabus fan June 9, 2022