Hot one

1. Going to prison 2. Catching a lengthy prison sentence 3. LWOP; life with out parole

Cindy: Yo, did you hear about Adam? Roger: Yea! dude caught a hot one. Cindy: Judge gave him 25 to life Roger: Sick ass foo

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Ask a punk

Instead of an adress written on a flyer to the punk rock gig; it will say "ask a punk". Through this the spot wont get burned out, and only real punk rockers will be there; excluding all posers.

Poser: Where is the punk rock gig at, the flyer says to ask a punk. Guy: Well than go ask a punk.. Poser: But i dont know any punk rockers.. Guy: Well i guess your not going...

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