Quiboloy

Some false and stupid prophet who claims he's the son of god, you know, claiming to be like my man J. Christ.

Dude: Hey, do you know that asshole in that tv preaching fucked up stuffs?

Another Dude: Yep, thats Quiboloy. Fuck that shitface.

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pasta eater

pertains to an Italian person

Da Vinci: We, pasta eaters contributed most during the renaissance.

Einstein: woot.

Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

floyd

verb

to duck someone then saying unpleasant things about the person who was avoided. As of today, it is only used by the Mayweathers as one of their a pre-fight boxing tactics.

Floyd 'floyded' almost all the great fighters of his time.

'Floyding' makes you a douchebag.

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