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Short for 'Dependancy Menstrual Syndrome'
A condition wherein a significant other experiences intermittent periods of pissiness, due to an inability to independently support a fragile emotional system.
*Though curable, often fatal for men because of mis-diagnosis.
"It's not the distance, it's just...well...
...have you been tested for dms?"
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Oft unwearable socks whose sole purpose is to act as a semen receptacle.
"Nah, i don't wear those, they're just my fuck socks"
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Titties so delightful, their mere presence adds joy to your world.
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