Peter Frickface

He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.

“Hey, it’s Peter Frickface!”
“It looks like his circuits are broken!”