Gambling Dan

An individual who exudes class, confidence, and an unusual amount of swag. He is often seen in a royal king's suit with a long red cape. Anything he says or does is undoubtedly a postive outcome or situation. He is ultimately the MAN. Many have seen him make a cameo appearance on Law and Order SVU or generally on the campus of the University of Scranton.

"Dude I had sex with the hottest chick last night at 3 am after partying so tough with all my goons at 424"....Gambling Dan.

"Got an A on the test, won 3 consecutive games of Fifa, and just ordered 3 Bacon pizzas from Goodfellas for the entire house"...Gambling Dan.

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