lion

A big cat found in Africa.

Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.

And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)

kid: - Dad, is it true the lion is the king of the jungle?
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.

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