cool beans

The first of a series of unnecessary and over-used catch-phrases when something happens to one's liking. The list goes as follows: Cool beans! Hot ice! Stolen diamonds! Pistol-packin' granny! Sinister Minister!

The "c" can also be stuttered to enhance the effect.

C-c-c-c-c-cool beans!

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patterson

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

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shaq fu

Life-time obsession of King Edwards. Also wields countless imaginary sequels in King Edwards' inferior limbless mind.

Super Shaq Fu Turbo 13: The Battle that Destroyed the Universe

Super Shaq Fu Turbo 14: Rise from the Grave, Everyone Returns

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