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Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

by Number1 piss lover November 6, 2021


Resilience

When your hands are full in a circ-jerk, so you wack with only your mind.

Jerk Member 1: "How is that guy not wacking!?
Jerk Member 2: "he's got the forever chub"

Jerk Member 1: "what the fuck"
Jerk Member 2: "he's got resilience"

by Number1 piss lover January 25, 2023