Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.

Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.

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If It Helps

A hypocritical statement used in a situation in which everythings going right with you, yet wrong with someone else.

Boy 1: hey did you turn in your paper today.

Boy 2: I couldnt, my computer turned off in the middle of my paper, then once i re-typed it, my printer ran out of ink and paper.

Boy 1: That sucks, but If It Helps, I turned mines in.

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