sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

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shnirt

A wad of snot propelled out of your nose and on to your shirt.
Usually at parties when talking to someone important.
Shirt+Snot=Shnirt

Ted:Achoo!
Joe:Hey Ted you got a shnirt!

hartman

That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket"

He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.

Hartman:How tall are you private?
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!

Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.

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sitara

The name of that hot chick on "you bet your ass" a game show on comedy network.
sitara is the only reason most people watch the show.
She always wears those stupid shirts you buy off the internet.

Ted:why are you watching this stupid show?
Ben:because of that chick sitara.

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toilet ass

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.

after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.

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cauliflour ear

Usually on or boxers, cauliflour ear is when you get hit in the ear really hard alot and it looks like a swollen piece of cauliflour.

Ted:He looks like a veggie head.
Joe:you idiot, it's cauliflour ear.

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rap

Rap stands for Retards,Attempting,Poetry.

Person#1:I used to like rap till i listened to real music,now i know rap is a bunch of faggoty bullshit.

Person#2:yup

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