cumfort

kum-fourt (verb)
The act of cumming on another dude's dick to win over a girl.
Commonly done by the alpha male.
Typically done in school.

A: Bro David took my girl today.
B: How did he take her?
A: He did a cumfort on me!
B: Damn bro that sucks...

November 11

Official Clown on your ex day
The only time in the year to make your ex look stupid as hell

You: Yo Its November 11, Lets go clown on heleana!
Friend: Oh shit homie i forgot, lets do that shit!