Dan Brimson

Noncy man that's likes small children and has the incompetence of a spoon.

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Dan Brimson, he'll touch you up and put you in his freezer with the other dozen frozen kids, because he's a necropheliac."

Literally

The over-used phrase expressed by edge-lord comedian: LeafyIsHere.
Use this phrase constantly to show you have low skill in verbal and constructive criticism.

"I believe that Leag of Legends is a boring mediocre game."
"You're a literal 40 year old man, how would you know literally anything about video games!?"