Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

MCR

Stands for My Chemical Romance. A kickass pop-punk and emo band that people used to mock constantly for being overly edgy and melodramatic. Nowadays, they get the much needed respect they deserve. Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge and The Black Parade are essential albums.

2006
Guy 1: What bands do you like?
Guy 2: Radiohead , The Smiths , MCR
Guy 1: Wow, you like MCR? Fuckin Fag

2020
Guy 1: What bands do you like?
Guy 2: Radiohead , The Smiths , MCR
Guy 1: Wow, you like MCR too? They're Awesome !

Kuze

What to call someone who won't stop pestering you no matter how many times you teach them a lesson.

"Oi cunt, square up would'ja?"
"God dammit, how many times do I have to teach you the same lesson? Quite being such a Kuze!"

Holy Trinity

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn

"Whenever i feel like jerking off, i think of the holy trinity"

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Bohemian Rhapsody

To scream random but also somehow deep nonsense during sexual intercourse.

My bitch often bohemian rhapsodys during fuck time

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