Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

Dumpster Flowers

The act of a woman volunteering for anal sex

Jaxon, bro! Mikaela totally gave me dumpster flowers for my birthday!

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