Lornge

Mythology that people believe is true, but with a twist of their own personal biases. Similar to religion, but religion is organized. This would be less organized beliefs that have no basis in fact, and include a belief in ghosts or the supernatural, bigfoot, ancient aliens, that vaccines cause autism, the Earth is flat, the Earth is 5,000 years old, or Jesus came to America.

Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).

Jill's child got autism, but she did not vaccinate because she believed in anti-vax lornge. She was not sure what to blame, so she did her "research" and on the third page, found an article by natural douchebag news blaming GMO's. "It must be the chemicals, she thought"

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Melana

Noun: Dark, sticky, bloody feces. A medical term describing dark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that can be an indication of bleeding in the digestive tract or esophagus

Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece

Melena went to her doctors to drop off her stool sample. Upon seeing the sample, the doctor said, "Melena!"
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."

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filifluster

Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering

1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation

2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress

1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation

2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.

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trout cream

Seminal fluid

"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"

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junior-trumphair

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.

His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.

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Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

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yonisise

Vaginal exercising

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.

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