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When a sexual transmitted disease causes the sexual organs to rot
Jamie caught syphilis from Sophia, now he has sexrot and has to pee through a tube.
143π 4π
A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman
Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."
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Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.
Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.
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What everyone should say when they quit their job.
"Fuck this job, I quit!"
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A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.
They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
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Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."
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On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.
Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.
"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.
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