curry balls

The testicles of an Indian man.

Ramkesh draped his curry balls over Deepali's face, giving her what Americans call a tea bag. He moaned with pleasure as she sucked on his testicles.

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Bitcoin

Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.

Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"

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skank and skate

When you have sexual intercourse with a promiscuous, often ignorant and impoverished, woman and leave as soon as you are finished.

"Gross, you had sex with her?"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"

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shurps

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

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droopy tea bag

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.

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herpes fuck

When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.

"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"

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snack holes

pockets

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.

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