telenasus

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.

1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.

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plastisnatch

Plural: plastisnatches

A woman who has undergone an excessive amount of plastic surgery

Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.

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pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

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squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.

This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.

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meatloaf bukkake

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person

Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.

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Nutzen YerMouf

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"

I am nutzen yermouf.

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bloody beef

A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman

Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."

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