Snow Cone

A phenomena becoming more frequent amongst white women with big noses. These said white women think by getting a nose piercing that their beak is somehow going to look smaller. When, in fact, it just makes their nose look that much painfully bigger.

Dude 1- Sweet Jesus, checkout the snow cone on that girl!

Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!

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Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.

Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."

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What the Hip

An expression to describe something so outrageously weird, attention baiting or deliberately absurd that only hipsters could be behind it.

A free range, organic, vegan, peanut butter and jelly taco stand?!?!? What the hip is going on here?!?!!? She claims to play lead xylophone in a Run DMC cover band. What the hip is that all about!?!!?

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