Instagram

A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.

Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.

Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."

Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."

Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.

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blowjob in a parking lot

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.

Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!

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hipsterocracy

A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.

Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."

Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."

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