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something thats comfortable for its price (cost effective).
you could get get a queen sized bed and persian rug combo for $1299, or just get a pull out sofa or futon for $59; its a lot more comaffordable.
ok, can we put a real definition here? A muslim is someone who follows mohammed and islam. simple as that. not all muslims are terrorists, but i agree that most terrorists are muslim. calling all muslims terrorists is like saying all christians are ignorant jesus freaks that believe the earth is the center of the universe and science is evil and blah blah blah.
I'm muslim and i agree most terrorists are muslim but that doesnt mean all muslims are terrorists. Thats only the pissed off ones in the middle east that kill themselves.
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when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
when there is a unique and clever definition for the urbandictionary word of the day, and many other normal people who didnt come up with it decide to write their own definition for the same word. it happens a lot actually.
human unit 1: DAMN, theres so many extra definitions for that's crazy!
human unit 2: its urbandictionary echo dude, and its because of those BITCH ASS NUGGA URBANDICTIONARY EDITORS THAT APPROVE ALL THIS EXTRA SHIT.
human unit 1: yeah, DAMN ALL THOSE NAZI FASCIST DUMASS BITCH ASS FUCKING JEWISH SHYSTER TAINT LICKING ASS SLURPING EDITORS TO FUCKING HELL
if this is the ever word of the day, then there will be many more definitions of this.
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Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.
and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!
1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!
1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!
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a sex act so depraved and vile, you would only see it on urban dictionary
for couples looking to enhance their sex life because normal sex just doesnt do it anymore
when one partner lays down with her ass/ vagina spread open, and the other partner takes an uncapped water bottle filled with chili and jams it up her orifice, then he squeezes out the substance inside of her. then they have sex using that orifice and then the guy cums inside and they change positions to where that the woman's ass/ vagina is on the guys mouth, and then the women presses out the vile substance into the man's mouth, and then they french kiss until its all gone.
i was hungry and wondering where the all the chili was, but then i soon discovered my roomate was doing the Louisiana Spicy Chili with his girlfriend. i almost puked out of my ass because it was so nasty.
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Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
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